Insults aren't always funny, that's why you'll need some comebacks. Here's a list of the best comebacks submitted by our users.
Best User Comebacks
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback: Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass! - Psychedellicereal
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Yeah, but sadly the 1st one's caught in you mother's ass - Anonymous
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
Comeback: your so fat you went out with high heels and came back in flip flops - maria
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Comeback: Only to find out I'm poison Ivy - Psychedellicereal
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: People making fun of brunetts on here are just as bad as the people making fun of blonds. YOUR HAIR COLOUR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR INTELLIGENCE!!! - BANTA
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Comeback: If I have to get a brain transplant, I'll use yours. Not because ur smart, but because I want one that is never used before - Savage Dude
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Comeback: Rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers. The middle one's for you. - awsome
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Comeback: Well, better to let people think you're smart until you open your mouth and prove them wrong.
- HatrsGonnaHate
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen. - Cat
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Comeback: If uglyness were bricks, you'd be the great wall of china. - Marshall
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: i bet your family tree is a cactus because they are pricks - someone
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: your birth certificate is a apology letter from god.. - gabriel
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Comeback: roses are red,violents are blue i have the flue because of u - Mr.idC
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: Hey, at least I can die my hair!
You're stuck with that ugly face for the rest of your life! - unknown
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Comeback: Well it sounds like you managed to do it. - JedSaid
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Comeback: Sir/Madam, I would never dream of attempting such a feat. I was trying to accommodate YOUR vocabulary. - Vinco
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Comeback: some people are like slinkies. they're really good for nothing, but they can still put a smile on your face, especially when you push them down the stairs. - D-Savage
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Comeback: sry, but the dude from subway is giving me a footlong. - Subway
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Comeback: You're so fat you need a watch on each wrist cause your in two time zones. - Cody Jackson
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
Comeback: I heard your Family tree fell down is this because everyone on it is a fat ass? - Alex Huddson
