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Top Rated Comebacks to Insults - Part 6

Insults aren't always funny, that's why you'll need some comebacks. Here's a list of the best comebacks submitted by our users.


Best User Comebacks

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
Comeback: your so fat you went out with high heels and came back in flip flops - maria
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Comeback: Rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers. The middle one's for you. - awsome
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen. - Cat
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: People making fun of brunetts on here are just as bad as the people making fun of blonds. YOUR HAIR COLOUR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR INTELLIGENCE!!! - BANTA
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: i bet your family tree is a cactus because they are pricks - someone
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Comeback: Good thing I exist, because all of the people diseased by your bitchiness come running to me, and believe me, I'm making a fortune charging a nickel per person. - kittynotacat
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Comeback: If uglyness were bricks, you'd be the great wall of china. - Marshall
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Yeah, but sadly the 1st one's caught in you mother's ass - Anonymous
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
Comeback: We crashed the moment we saw you. - Bob
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Oh so we're saying poems now? Heard of the one when your existence was a mistake? - Bob
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Comeback: If I have to get a brain transplant, I'll use yours. Not because ur smart, but because I want one that is never used before - Savage Dude
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: your birth certificate is a apology letter from god.. - gabriel
You're stupid because you're blonde.
Comeback: Hey, at least I can die my hair! You're stuck with that ugly face for the rest of your life! - unknown
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Comeback: sry, but the dude from subway is giving me a footlong. - Subway
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Comeback: Sir/Madam, I would never dream of attempting such a feat. I was trying to accommodate YOUR vocabulary. - Vinco
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
Comeback: Well it sounds like you managed to do it. - JedSaid
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
Comeback: I heard your Family tree fell down is this because everyone on it is a fat ass? - Alex Huddson
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
Comeback: You're so fat you need a watch on each wrist cause your in two time zones. - Cody Jackson
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: Were you born on a high way because thats where accidents happen - HeadedRanger110
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Comeback: roses are red,violents are blue i have the flue because of u - Mr.idC

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