120 Best Insult Comebacks

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

Comeback: You're the kind of kid who stares at orange juice boxes because they say "concentrate". - A Master. (HYPER)

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Comeback: good. I wouldn't want to be drawn with the hand you shoved into your mother's butthole. - Viguen

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Roses are red, grass is green yo ugly ass makes me want to scream! - adahir

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.

Comeback: atleast i dont have to get laid with a chicken. - Seeker1970

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: “Do you want a giant condom? I mean you’re acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.” - Bekah

If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Comeback: Hey at least I can switch your stuck with that one, do us all a favor a put a bag over it. - denna

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Comeback: I could lose the stomach but you can't lose that face - Me

Excuse me, did you just fart?

Comeback: No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging! - VAMP

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Comeback: I'm sorry, you must have been devastated when your mommy said that to you. - My Dixie wrecked

You're stupid because you're blonde.

Comeback: you're stupid because you think intelligence is dictated by hair color. - Ghtrdry

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: OR Yeah Roses are red Violets are blue And god still made me better than you - XuzelB

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy God made rivers, God made lakes God made you, oh, we all make mistakes - Dat Guy

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: Yea roses are red, but violets aren't blue, violets are violet, so im smarter than you, and just so you know, looks aren't for you, cause god made me pretty, but what happened to you? - Idek

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Comeback: Did they tie up your asshole because all the shit is coming out of your mouth? - Alice

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Comeback: You're right! You can't jump that high, you'll just end up hurting yourself - Me

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

Comeback: The only reason im fat is because every time i fu*ked ur mum she gave me a cookie - frank

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Comeback: And two rights can go hella wrong, take you as an example. - K.L

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Comeback: Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass! - Psychedellicereal

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

Comeback: Only to find out I'm poison Ivy - Psychedellicereal

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen. - Cat

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