120 Best Insult Comebacks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Roses are red, grass is green yo ugly ass makes me want to scream! - adahir

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: you family tree is a cactus cuz everyone in it is a prick - jim

You're stupid because you're blonde.

Comeback: Wherever you go you bring sadness. WHENever you go, you bring happiness. - insultgenerator

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

Comeback: You're the kind of kid who stares at orange juice boxes because they say "concentrate". - A Master. (HYPER)

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: “Do you want a giant condom? I mean you’re acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.” - Bekah

If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Comeback: Hey at least I can switch your stuck with that one, do us all a favor a put a bag over it. - denna

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Comeback: I could lose the stomach but you can't lose that face - Me

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Comeback: Did they tie up your asshole because all the shit is coming out of your mouth? - Alice

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Comeback: And two rights can go hella wrong, take you as an example. - K.L

You're stupid because you're blonde.

Comeback: you're stupid because you think intelligence is dictated by hair color. - Ghtrdry

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Comeback: You're right! You can't jump that high, you'll just end up hurting yourself - Me

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Comeback: I'm sorry, you must have been devastated when your mommy said that to you. - My Dixie wrecked

Excuse me, did you just fart?

Comeback: No dear, that's just the smell of the BULLSHIT you're slinging! - VAMP

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

Comeback: The only reason im fat is because every time i fu*ked ur mum she gave me a cookie - frank

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy God made rivers, God made lakes God made you, oh, we all make mistakes - Dat Guy

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: OR Yeah Roses are red Violets are blue And god still made me better than you - XuzelB

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: Yea roses are red, but violets aren't blue, violets are violet, so im smarter than you, and just so you know, looks aren't for you, cause god made me pretty, but what happened to you? - Idek

Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

Comeback: We crashed the moment we saw you. - Bob

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Oh so we're saying poems now? Heard of the one when your existence was a mistake? - Bob

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Comeback: Good thing I exist, because all of the people diseased by your bitchiness come running to me, and believe me, I'm making a fortune charging a nickel per person. - kittynotacat

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