GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines - Part 3


Top Cheesy Rizz Lines

You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Hi, I have big feet.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
You look familiar.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
Can I copy your dance moves?