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" You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. "

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Mount me and Ill cut off your dick.
By: Fish on 05 Apr 2008
Really?! Cuz your like a shark and I'll punch you in the face to get you to leave.
By: luffy... on 03 Mar 2008
oh really, if your were a fish i caught i would throw you back
By: danielle on 02 Jan 2008

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You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to rip out your guts and send you to a taxadermist or fillet you alive and eat your flesh.
By: killed to death by dying on 26 May 2008

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dont even get me started with this totally would fuck a guy crazy if he said this to me!
By: ... on 07 Apr 2008
Niiiccceee!!!!!! I was reading that outloud and didn't realize how quiet it is in a library full of teachers tisk tisk
By: Cynthia on 18 Mar 2008
Why not do both?
By: Jimmy on 09 Apr 2007

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