Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
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