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" If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? "

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so your going to eat my leg and give the other one to spoiled kids.
By: control on 09 Aug 2009
I celebrate my holiday's with family not scum
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
i'm jewish... i don't celabrate christmas...
By: double pp on 21 Feb 2009
im a jehovah's witness.
By: dani on 01 Dec 2007
Sure, then kick him in the face
By: Justin on 23 Oct 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

if you have legs and arent an amputee can i fuck you?
By: op3n up sh0p on 01 Jul 2008

Comments:

man that def made my day also i was in school while i was reading it. just for a joke i used it on my teacher in front of the whole class! she kicked me out!! lol
By: nick on 04 Feb 2010
lmfao some guy tried this on my friend, she ran away
By: tagalog on 23 Jan 2010
HAHAHAHAH that pickup line toatally made my day. LOOOOL
By: racquel on 23 Dec 2009
That was the ultimate one , but i can see you getting slapped for this one or even worse.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
i tried this on my girlfriend she didnt let me on the holidays she let me on new years
By: fatasss on 28 Jul 2009
I made this one up!!!!! Wtf!!!
By: Adude on 07 Jun 2009
hahahahaha, this is funny (:
By: Amber :D on 23 May 2009
i used this on my friend and he like sucked my lips off my face i loved it
By: lucy on 25 Jan 2009
it works every time
By: useit69 on 13 Nov 2008
Im Jewish.
By: Gary on 19 Dec 2007
Funny. Me likee.
By: Cheesy One on 18 Dec 2007
yes it works too bad i told it to my mom
By: Holiday playa on 05 Dec 2007
wow, i can use that with my boyfriend! ahahaha.
By: casey on 25 Nov 2007
this is the best one. i tried this on this girl meaya and lets just say she let me visit
By: miles canevello on 23 Oct 2007
man... this is TIGHT...mmmm...
By: george on 07 Apr 2007

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