You guys think your funny ?
Funerals are funnier than you guys !
"do you work at a gay pickup line factory? because that was so stupid!!'
laaaame ive heard better pickup lines from my cats ass
By: Your mom on 07 Jan 2010
Do you want fries and a shake with that?
By: Fooooooooooj on 22 Nov 2009
Yeah, but you're only worth 5$.
By: wtfwasthat on 10 Aug 2009
theres nothing poethic about laughing at other people that need gay pick up lines like these!!!
By: ahkdsjfkjasd on 21 Jul 2009
what do you want a cookie now too?!
By: hann on 14 Apr 2009
Sorry I'm a vegetarian
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Want me to cut that in half and make it a 6 inch?
By: Sabo Tosh on 18 Mar 2009
Would you like it toasted
By: Jessica on 09 Feb 2009
oh, did i? well then ur total comes to $5. have a nice life! *walks away*
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
Did u want tha dry or sauced???
By: renfrow on 18 Sep 2008
Hold the Mayo...
By: JOnnay on 22 Aug 2008
No it was for your girlfreind
By: Jude on 09 May 2008
Do u work at the gay pickup line factory? because that was so stupid!!
By: yomama on 05 May 2008
im sorry i meant to give you the half-incher.
By: matt on 25 Mar 2008
more like 2 cm
By: dude on 21 Feb 2008
Variations & Alternatives:
ok then. i'll do it with you
By: happy girl on 08 Mar 2010
You don't need to go to Subway, just come home with me and I'll give you my footlong.
By: **** on 07 Oct 2009
Comments:
I work at subway and i'm not kidding you it's like a game of freakin 20 questions "which bread" what would you like in it? Extra cheese" And the most famous one of all "would you like that toasted" lol
By: Matty on 17 Dec 2009
Why would I give you the footlong if you paid for the 6 inch
By: youdontneedtoknow on 30 Nov 2009
LOL. I love that. 'Hold the mayo..'
That makes my life right there :)
By: Samrose on 25 Oct 2009
No one likes to have that said to them except maddi young
By: ava on 16 Oct 2009
hi michela i want it white.
ur sexy u can have my footlong
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
no wonder there not working cause ur a wolf
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
this lines are sick keep them coming
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
do you want whole wheat or white??
By: michela on 11 Apr 2009
what u only asked for a 6 inch sorry. she laughs and walks away.
By: *sexibeast* on 10 Mar 2009
yes, i do work at subway. Your welcome for the sandwich. $5 please
By: me on 02 Mar 2009
No... I ordered the foot long and you only have a kids meal...
