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" Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! "

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oh, did i? well then ur total comes to $5. have a nice life! *walks away*
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
Did u want tha dry or sauced???
By: renfrow on 18 Sep 2008
Did u want tha dry or sauced???
By: renfrow on 18 Sep 2008
Hold the Mayo...
By: JOnnay on 22 Aug 2008
No it was for your girlfreind
By: Jude on 09 May 2008
Do u work at the gay pickup line factory? because that was so stupid!!
By: yomama on 05 May 2008
im sorry i meant to give you the half-incher.
By: matt on 25 Mar 2008
more like 2 cm
By: dude on 21 Feb 2008

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No... I ordered the foot long and you only have a kids meal...
By: heidi on 24 Jul 2008
did u want that toasted?
By: simon on 28 May 2008
yes! and its still in your ass!
By: anusbreath on 26 May 2008
if ur talkin bout a whore then its $5 footlong
By: burn on 09 May 2008
Uh...i did not jus give u a foot long sandwich
By: WHAT on 05 May 2008
that is f***ing poetic!!!
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008

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