Awsum, let's go into the bathroom so we can...
take off your shoe.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
you sure? i couldve sworn it was only a 6 inch...
By: dfg on 23 Jul 2010
you guys are so fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: motherfucker on 18 May 2010
hey u gots a foot long u can call me any time
By: u wish on 23 Apr 2010
I'm sorry sir but im affraid the foot long is in short supply.
By: 2135 on 30 Mar 2010
I'm so sorry that it came back soft
By: Osama Obama on 30 Mar 2010
You guys think your funny ?
Funerals are funnier than you guys !
"do you work at a gay pickup line factory? because that was so stupid!!'
laaaame ive heard better pickup lines from my cats ass
By: Your mom on 07 Jan 2010
Do you want fries and a shake with that?
By: Fooooooooooj on 22 Nov 2009
Yeah, but you're only worth 5$.
By: wtfwasthat on 10 Aug 2009
theres nothing poethic about laughing at other people that need gay pick up lines like these!!!
By: ahkdsjfkjasd on 21 Jul 2009
what do you want a cookie now too?!
By: hann on 14 Apr 2009
Sorry I'm a vegetarian
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Want me to cut that in half and make it a 6 inch?
By: Sabo Tosh on 18 Mar 2009
Would you like it toasted
By: Jessica on 09 Feb 2009
oh, did i? well then ur total comes to $5. have a nice life! *walks away*
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
Did u want tha dry or sauced???
By: renfrow on 18 Sep 2008
Hold the Mayo...
By: JOnnay on 22 Aug 2008
No it was for your girlfreind
By: Jude on 09 May 2008
Do u work at the gay pickup line factory? because that was so stupid!!
By: yomama on 05 May 2008
im sorry i meant to give you the half-incher.
By: matt on 25 Mar 2008
more like 2 cm
By: dude on 21 Feb 2008
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ok then. i'll do it with you
By: happy girl on 08 Mar 2010
You don't need to go to Subway, just come home with me and I'll give you my footlong.
By: **** on 07 Oct 2009
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My boyfriend just used that on me. Your guys' comebacks are worse than anything. I'm not even gonna give you one, cause it's so clever you'll claim it for your own. So, guy's get a life and stop being a bunch of no life wanna-be's.
By: getalife on 01 Sep 2010
the mayo one, was the best
By: Vdel on 26 Mar 2010
I work at subway and i'm not kidding you it's like a game of freakin 20 questions "which bread" what would you like in it? Extra cheese" And the most famous one of all "would you like that toasted" lol
By: Matty on 17 Dec 2009
Why would I give you the footlong if you paid for the 6 inch
By: youdontneedtoknow on 30 Nov 2009
LOL. I love that. 'Hold the mayo..'
That makes my life right there :)
By: Samrose on 25 Oct 2009
No one likes to have that said to them except maddi young
By: ava on 16 Oct 2009
hi michela i want it white.
ur sexy u can have my footlong
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
no wonder there not working cause ur a wolf
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
this lines are sick keep them coming
By: badman hud on 28 Apr 2009
do you want whole wheat or white??
By: michela on 11 Apr 2009
what u only asked for a 6 inch sorry. she laughs and walks away.
By: *sexibeast* on 10 Mar 2009
yes, i do work at subway. Your welcome for the sandwich. $5 please
By: me on 02 Mar 2009
No... I ordered the foot long and you only have a kids meal...
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