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" What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "

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nice to know its green....
By: liz on 01 May 2008
umm...just leave you sicken me
By: andy on 18 Apr 2008
im guessing you mean the hulk when hes not mad?
By: aly on 29 Mar 2008
[after a kick and high pitch cry] girl: pretty weak for a hulk
By: some guy on 21 Mar 2008
oh really cause the girl over there said it was more like gary coleman
By: liz on 25 Oct 2007

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my cock is big
By: yep on 09 Mar 2008

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liz's comebacks own =) no doubt about it
By: Shydow on 24 Aug 2008
HAHAH. stupid but FUNNIE. ~ WOAH. his dick must be pretty big..and green.
By: yomama. on 11 Jul 2008
prove it
By: sarah on 01 Jul 2008
omg. i would laugh at the person that said this. and then probablly screw them in the alley way outside. got ta love the guy that makes a HILARIOUS joke.
By: Women on 30 Jun 2008
if a guy said this to me i would so take him back to my house and ride that incredible hulk like crazy!!
By: Megan on 19 Jun 2008
dude i think that is hillarious!!!!
By: natalie on 16 Jun 2008
U real need to stop talk about ur dick it is probably smaller then ants dick.
By: ran on 31 May 2008
Yes Actually I did Lauren =] What about the purple bits at the base??
By: Sacha on 01 May 2008
Has anyone else wondered why his dick is green?
By: Lauren on 01 May 2008
funny shit xD gotta try it
By: william on 18 Apr 2008
i would totally take a guy who said this home and screw the shit out of him
By: Sarah on 07 Apr 2008
omg. this one just cracks me up. but i swear if anyone were to say this to me i would slap them,
By: kendra on 02 Jan 2008
this one makes them laugh their asses off. haha yeah
By: Vince on 03 Oct 2007
Confident with your size? This one's for you! Just make sure you don't stuff a sock down there in case anyone checks if everything's as advertised.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007

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