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" The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. "

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No you must of heard wrong.. the word of the day is "tool" and it's good thing you're hear my boyfriend could really use you
By: Jenny on 07 Jan 2010
I wont take my pants off homo!!
By: NotGay!! on 04 Jan 2010
i did ur mom soo hard that she was moaning for half the night after i banged her!
By: yo mama on 11 Oct 2009
yes but only if you will stay and help me spread it tomorrow? the word will be anus.
By: commonsmoker on 11 Oct 2009
yeah well u smell like shit little mutha fucka and ill; circum size u if u touch my penis evr again u fucking homo
By: cock lov3r on 30 Sep 2009
no i only spread my wings so i can fly away from you
By: max on 01 Aug 2009
to bad you cant see it(;
By: fiestey girl6657 on 28 Jul 2009
I would, but my legs seal shut when it smells herpes within a yard away
By: psychedellicereal on 27 May 2009
Well then the word of tomorrow will be "HIV Positive" so we would have spreaded more then my legs.
By: Sarah on 07 Jan 2009
the phrase of the day is "you in the nuts", let's kick the phrase
By: bam on 30 Dec 2008
Really? I thought the word of the day was amputate...go tell your pants.
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008
the word of the moment is "no".
By: lauren on 16 Dec 2007
or you could go back to your place and spread the word with your computer
By: surina on 22 Aug 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

The word of the day is "MIME" Imma gag, kidnap you take to my place and your not gonna say a F**kn WORD!
By: Kobe Bryant on 09 Jan 2009

Comments:

Black Vajayjay is Magicaly Fishi smelling deliciousness! Yummm :/!
By: Niger on 30 Jan 2010
Ok...I got a better one. “Nice legs. What time do they open?”
By: Anonymous on 02 Dec 2009
dude i got kneed in the nuts cause of this line but after words she didnt let me spread the word but her mouth was on my helment
By: unlucky guy on 26 Oct 2009
boobies r so freat... they make me salivate
By: cock lov3r on 30 Sep 2009
HAHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUUSS xDDD
By: Toriii on 18 Jul 2009
haha...im in love...tht would work on me
By: Jessica on 24 Jun 2009
lmfao this ones good (:
By: Amber :D on 23 May 2009
you damn bitches are fuckin' KRAZZZYYY. mmmm lemme get some of that chickeny legss a yorss.
By: Maryellis on 27 May 2009
haha i used it on my gf as a joke and i got laid cause of it.. genius
By: josh on 18 Mar 2009
lets leave this place and head back to yours
By: ball lickers on 14 Mar 2009
man u niggas is stupid dis shit is da best thang yet!
By: anonymous on 27 May 2009
i got slapped from using this line!!!! it didnt work for me!!!
By: JD on 01 Mar 2009
this shit is gold.....
By: anonymous on 30 Dec 2008
lets c how far u can spread the word meghan
By: MC on 24 Oct 2008
YO I GOT TO ADMITT THATS A PRETTY GOOD ONE BUT ALOT OF PEOPLE COULD COME BACK ON THAT
By: jason foster on 22 Oct 2008
im all 4 that :):):):) message me at angelnicolerocks@yahoo 2 see how far we can spread the word
By: katie on 14 Oct 2008
u aint getting neer my shit
By: jessica on 17 Sep 2008
the word of the moment is "yes"!!!!!
By: meghan on 19 Jun 2008
" The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. " genius
By: anonymous on 06 Nov 2007

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