Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These lines should generally be restricted to joking around with people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Lines

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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