The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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