My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
