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Top 10 Offensive Pickup Lines

Top of the crop, the best Offensive pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.

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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 339 Rate
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. 254 Rate
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. 125 Rate
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention! 39 Rate
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! 72 Rate
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? 226 Rate
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! 36 Rate
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. 73 Rate
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 62 Rate
Nice legs, what time do they open? 26 Rate


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