If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
