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Top of the crop, the best Offensive pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
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Rating
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
159
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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
127
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
39
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You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
13
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
130
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Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
4
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
52
Rate
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
69
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
84
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You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
49
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