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Top 10 Offensive Pickup Lines

Top of the crop, the best Offensive pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 366 Rate
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 188 Rate
You smell like trash, may I take you out? 16 Rate
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 54 Rate
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 70 Rate
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 197 Rate
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 66 Rate
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 52 Rate
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 79 Rate
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 120 Rate

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