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Top of the crop, the best Funny pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
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Rating
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
339
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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
254
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I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
125
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
560
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
171
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I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
188
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
194
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
325
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
179
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My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
26
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