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Top of the crop, the best Funny pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
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Rating
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
531
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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
346
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
232
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
102
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
680
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
391
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Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
163
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
285
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My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
42
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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
46
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