Top 10 Funny Pickup Lines

Top of the crop, the best Funny pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 59 Rate
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. 66 Rate
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 2342 Rate
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. 368 Rate
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman! 72 Rate
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 766 Rate
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 168 Rate
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 410 Rate
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 69 Rate
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! 244 Rate

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