Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
You looked better when I was drunk.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
