Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
I love a man with a raised bed.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Your doghouse or mine?
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Let me roll up your rim.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Hey chef, are you a recipe? Because you have all the ingredients to make me melt.
You must be a verdict, because you've sentenced me to love.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
