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" Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! "
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Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines!
By: ashley
on 10 Aug 2009
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It's also illegal to steal fries from Mcdonalds
By: Psychedellicereal
on 02 Apr 2009
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Here...let me do it..
By: Melly
on 19 May 2011
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Only on Sunday's before 12.
By: Savoy
on 05 Dec 2014
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somebody call the cops nobody gives a shit abbout you
By: country
on 23 Mar 2012
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unit 4 ready to move in good go go go (flash bang and gunfier)
By: gthy
on 26 Dec 2010
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somebody call the cops its got to be illegal to look that UGLY!
By: Holly
on 15 Sep 2007
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I am the cops and this is harassment. *smile*
By: Kinsley
on 23 Mar 2016
That's not the only reason you will need cops...*stare*
By: Bailey
on 30 Nov 2015
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somebody call the cops, because it has got to be illegal to look so sexy
By: Shaun Bawden
on 27 Oct 2011
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Somebody call the cops! Some strange Man / Woman is Harassing me!
By: DahGillyMonstah
on 03 Apr 2010
Yeah, but its also illegal to steal McDonald's fries.
By: NahBruh
on 27 Apr 2015
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And it should be a crime to look that ugly!
By: Pooplol
on 22 Aug 2016
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Somebody call the cops he's from America's Most UGLY!
By: Ash
on 13 Oct 2008
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you have the right to suck my donut
By: ben
on 10 Aug 2012
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please get away from me.
By: snookie
on 20 Dec 2010
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that ugly!
By: Nelly
on 28 Jun 2011
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Someone call the cops, this girl is raping my eyes
By: TastyKakes
on 06 Jul 2011
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I Swear this is a pick up line from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air!
By: Unknown
on 18 Feb 2014
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By: Imputent
on 06 Oct 2010
lol
By: jack
on 18 Jun 2013
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I've never heard such terrible pickup lines
By: Terrible pickups
on 16 Feb 2017
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