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" Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. "

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WTF ok dude do i look like a little hooker bitch... no i am not as thin as a piece of paper u whore!!!
By: No Homo on 28 Apr 2009
I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Are you my doormat? Because you have my footprints all over you.
By: Lizzie on 10 Dec 2008
Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you.
By: Elaine on 02 Mar 2008
Are you a jackass? Cuz you have jackass written all over you...
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
Then maybe you should piss off like everyone else who gets a ticket does?
By: Killimangiro on 20 Feb 2008

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Oi you stupid bitch you would soo fall for that line. Its awsome.
By: Haha on 30 Jun 2008
this is nice all of dem say aw thnx
By: Who carez on 23 Feb 2008

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