" Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. "

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I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window

By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

9 19

Are YOU a parking ticket because I'm not gonna pay for you.

By: Sky on 05 Apr 2016

7 13

Is your name Massengill? Because you have Douchebag written all over you!

By: In yer face on 04 Jan 2013

7 7

and i will fine you if you don't go away

By: ya7410 on 01 Sep 2014

4 6

Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you.

By: Elaine on 03 Mar 2008

6 6

i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself?

By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

10 5

I bet I can guess what you did all holidays. shopping for mirrors.

By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

4 2

Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!

By: Meg on 17 May 2012

12 1

how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

okkk........i willuse this

By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

WTF ok dude do i look like a little hooker bitch... no i am not as thin as a piece of paper u whore!!!

By: No Homo on 28 Apr 2009

Are you a donkey because it says ass all over you

By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014

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Then maybe you should piss off like everyone else who gets a ticket does?

By: Killimangiro on 20 Feb 2008

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are you a donkey? cuz you have Jackass written all over you

By: Ace on 01 Jul 2012

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Are you an angle cuz it looks like you fell on your face

By: Wind speed on 29 Mar 2013

12 -3

look probably not

By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

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How did you know I was a parking ticket ?

By: Loll on 25 Jan 2016

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Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!

By: Meg on 17 May 2012

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Are you a vegetable? Because I'd love to chop you up and throw you into boiling oil.

By: sen-pie on 03 May 2014

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I bet you'd know that really well, wouldn't you?

By: George on 22 Jul 2013

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Are you a jackass? Cuz you have jackass written all over you...

By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

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Are you my doormat? Because you have my footprints all over you.

By: Lizzie on 10 Dec 2008

11 -7

Is that your face because it looked like your but!

By: cant tell on 15 Mar 2013

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Comments:

yea I am a parking ticket: unwanted and not cheap

By: sarah on 19 Dec 2015

1 7

This would work on me, I find it mega cute!!

By: fiesty-one-u-r on 06 Apr 2013

1 7

Oi you stupid bitch you would soo fall for that line. Its awsome.

By: Haha on 30 Jun 2008

3 4

Haha a guy in my class just said that to me today haha it's so lame guys don't try it pleeeez save yourself from humiliation ;)

By: Lizzygirl on 20 Jan 2012

2 4

Not a very good pick up line. I've (unfortunately) heard it before - not the coolest thing to say nowadays. In my opinion - a man that says that is probably desperate - or a moron. Whichever comes first.

By: Ashley on 12 Apr 2012

4 3

Gigity!

By: Alex on 02 Jan 2011

1 2

this is nice all of dem say aw thnx

By: Who carez on 23 Feb 2008

1 1

Are you an ass because my foot really wants to meet you.

By: FunneyChic on 10 Jun 2012

3 1

If I was a bee I be flying around you all day cause you dah shit

By: crazy on 24 Mar 2014

Haha i love this

By: TaylorGangOrDie on 30 Aug 2011

LAAAAAAME

By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016

Lol wow if a guy did ths to me I'd say well are you Ron weasley cuz tht magic wand ain't puttin on a good show...:/

By: Chloe_horni on 17 Apr 2013

yes and focus ken plus driving turtle mongral hajab scum take and in the moment odf luv.

By: huhwhat on 19 Oct 2016

I used this pickup line and my weenie got cut off. Jk, it fell off.

By: abella on 27 Feb 2013

I have lost my left testicle 56 days ago by using this here line. Thanks.

By: keith on 13 Dec 2012

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GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

By: Eilis on 03 Apr 2013

2 -1

wowwwww................thats just awesome man

By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

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u smell

By: lolz on 14 Oct 2012

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By: megs on 19 Jan 2014

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This is hilarious. I have a book I'm writing and I need a pickup line and a comment/comeback from here. Thanks!

By: h on 25 Mar 2015

3 -2

thats stupied

By: lol on 11 Apr 2011

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