Pick-Up Lines

Are you a donkey because it says ass all over you
By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014

I bet you'd know that really well, wouldn't you?
By: George on 22 Jul 2013

i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself?
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

look probably not
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

I bet I can guess what you did all holidays. shopping for mirrors.
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013

Are you an angle cuz it looks like you fell on your face
By: Wind speed on 29 Mar 2013

Is that your face because it looked like your but!
By: cant tell on 15 Mar 2013

Is your name Massengill? Because you have Douchebag written all over you!
By: In yer face on 04 Jan 2013

are you a donkey? cuz you have Jackass written all over you
By: Ace on 30 Jun 2012

Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on 17 May 2012

Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on 17 May 2012

okkk........i willuse this
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

WTF ok dude do i look like a little hooker bitch... no i am not as thin as a piece of paper u whore!!!
By: No Homo on 28 Apr 2009

I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

Are you my doormat? Because you have my footprints all over you.
By: Lizzie on 10 Dec 2008

Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you.
By: Elaine on 02 Mar 2008

Are you a jackass? Cuz you have jackass written all over you...
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

Then maybe you should piss off like everyone else who gets a ticket does?
By: Killimangiro on 20 Feb 2008

are you a parking ticket ?cuz you just ruined my fucking day
By: ishylluminate on 05 Apr 2014

If I was a bee I be flying around you all day cause you dah shit
By: crazy on 24 Mar 2014

ok
By: megs on 19 Jan 2014

Lol wow if a guy did ths to me I'd say well are you Ron weasley cuz tht magic wand ain't puttin on a good show...:/
By: Chloe_horni on 16 Apr 2013

This would work on me, I find it mega cute!!
By: fiesty-one-u-r on 06 Apr 2013

GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
By: Eilis on 03 Apr 2013

I used this pickup line and my weenie got cut off. Jk, it fell off.
By: abella on 27 Feb 2013

I have lost my left testicle 56 days ago by using this here line. Thanks.
By: keith on 13 Dec 2012

u smell
By: lolz on 14 Oct 2012

Are you an ass because my foot really wants to meet you.
By: FunneyChic on 10 Jun 2012

Not a very good pick up line. I've (unfortunately) heard it before - not the coolest thing to say nowadays. In my opinion - a man that says that is probably desperate - or a moron. Whichever comes first.
By: Ashley on 12 Apr 2012

Haha a guy in my class just said that to me today haha it's so lame guys don't try it pleeeez save yourself from humiliation ;)
By: Lizzygirl on 20 Jan 2012

Haha i love this
By: TaylorGangOrDie on 29 Aug 2011

thats stupied
By: lol on 11 Apr 2011

wowwwww................thats just awesome man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

Gigity!
By: Alex on 02 Jan 2011

Oi you stupid bitch you would soo fall for that line. Its awsome.
By: Haha on 30 Jun 2008

this is nice all of dem say aw thnx
By: Who carez on 23 Feb 2008