I'll do the honors of throwing myself out the window
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
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Are YOU a parking ticket because I'm not gonna pay for you.
By: Sky on 05 Apr 2016
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Is your name Massengill? Because you have Douchebag written all over you!
By: In yer face on 04 Jan 2013
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and i will fine you if you don't go away
By: ya7410 on 01 Sep 2014
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Are you a donkey?
Because you have jackass written all over you.
By: Elaine on 03 Mar 2008
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i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself?
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013
15
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I bet I can guess what you did all holidays. shopping for mirrors.
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013
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Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on 17 May 2012
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how about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013
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okkk........i willuse this
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
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WTF ok dude do i look like a little hooker bitch... no i am not as thin as a piece of paper u whore!!!
By: No Homo on 28 Apr 2009
9
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Are you a donkey because it says ass all over you
By: Minxwings on 08 Apr 2014
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Then maybe you should piss off like everyone else who gets a ticket does?
By: Killimangiro on 20 Feb 2008
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are you a donkey? cuz you have Jackass written all over you
By: Ace on 01 Jul 2012
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Are you an angle cuz it looks like you fell on your face
By: Wind speed on 29 Mar 2013
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look probably not
By: ermahgawdlykswagyo on 03 Apr 2013
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How did you know I was a parking ticket ?
By: Loll on 25 Jan 2016
3
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Really? That's so nice! You know what you written all over you? STALKER!
By: Meg on 17 May 2012
4
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Are you a vegetable? Because I'd love to chop you up and throw you into boiling oil.
By: sen-pie on 03 May 2014
6
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I bet you'd know that really well, wouldn't you?
By: George on 22 Jul 2013
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Are you a jackass? Cuz you have jackass written all over you...
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
4
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Are you my doormat? Because you have my footprints all over you.
By: Lizzie on 10 Dec 2008
4
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Is that your face because it looked like your but!
By: cant tell on 15 Mar 2013
2
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Comments:
yea I am a parking ticket: unwanted and not cheap
By: sarah on 19 Dec 2015
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This would work on me, I find it mega cute!!
By: fiesty-one-u-r on 06 Apr 2013
8
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Oi you stupid bitch you would soo fall for that line. Its awsome.
By: Haha on 30 Jun 2008
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Haha a guy in my class just said that to me today haha it's so lame guys don't try it pleeeez save yourself from humiliation ;)
By: Lizzygirl on 20 Jan 2012
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Not a very good pick up line. I've (unfortunately) heard it before - not the coolest thing to say nowadays. In my opinion - a man that says that is probably desperate - or a moron.
Whichever comes first.
By: Ashley on 12 Apr 2012
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Gigity!
By: Alex on 02 Jan 2011
3
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this is nice all of dem say aw thnx
By: Who carez on 23 Feb 2008
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Are you an ass because my foot really wants to meet you.
By: FunneyChic on 10 Jun 2012
4
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If I was a bee I be flying around you all day cause you dah shit
By: crazy on 24 Mar 2014
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Haha i love this
By: TaylorGangOrDie on 30 Aug 2011
2
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LAAAAAAME
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
Lol wow if a guy did ths to me I'd say well are you Ron weasley cuz tht magic wand ain't puttin on a good show...:/
By: Chloe_horni on 17 Apr 2013
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yes and focus ken plus driving turtle mongral hajab scum take and in the moment odf luv.
By: huhwhat on 19 Oct 2016
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I used this pickup line and my weenie got cut off. Jk, it fell off.
By: abella on 27 Feb 2013
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I have lost my left testicle 56 days ago by using this here line. Thanks.
By: keith on 13 Dec 2012
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GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
By: Eilis on 03 Apr 2013
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wowwwww................thats just awesome man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
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u smell
By: lolz on 14 Oct 2012
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ok
By: megs on 19 Jan 2014
2-2
This is hilarious. I have a book I'm writing and I need a pickup line and a comment/comeback from here. Thanks!