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Top of the crop, the best pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.

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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? 803 Rate
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 531 Rate
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. 346 Rate
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get! 183 Rate
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. 232 Rate
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. 102 Rate
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast 680 Rate
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! 391 Rate
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! 163 Rate
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 285 Rate


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