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Top of the crop, the best pick up lines we can deliver, as rated by our visitors. If you don't get any action from these hot puppies you may as well pack your bags and go home.
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You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
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I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? -- Damn
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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