Funny Ugly Insults

Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.

The Best Ugly Insults
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!

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