Funny Ugly Insults

Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.

The Best Ugly Insults

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.

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