Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
The last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand tore through your toilet paper.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
