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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 4
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
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