The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you´╗┐.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Heaven's missing an Angel.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

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