Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy or corny pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These lines should generally be restricted to joking around with people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy and Corny Lines

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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