How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
You are what I want for Christmas.
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
How much? To buy your heart baby...
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
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