I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
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