Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
You float my ark.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

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