If I wanted to commit suicide all I would have to do is jump from your ego and land at your IQ.
By: Brodan on
14 Sep 2015
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How would you know, do you watch her on the toilet cause if you do that's just creepy and weird but you always were so it would be no surprise to anyone
By: Intellectual handiwork on
23 Jan 2016
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Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois! - Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a shit? Nine months!
By: French Student on
04 Sep 2015
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BURN😭😭😭
By: Nat0531 on
16 Dec 2015
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OOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAP
By: john on
23 Apr 2016
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9 months is how long it takes to have a baby
By: Joshua18382 on
26 Apr 2016
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Thanks. My mother wanted a bigger piece of shit, but you mom beat us by a long shot!
By: Alexis on
28 May 2016
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better statement than that
By: the best on
04 Apr 2017
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Nope don't get itt
By: Lizzy on
05 Mar 2016
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WHAT!!! I RLLY DONT GET A DIME AT ALL EXPLAIN 2 ME
By: jada on
22 May 2016
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how long does it take for your mother to shit? nine months.
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