GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly. "


Comebacks:

At least I don't get blown by the wind.
By: The Mine Man on 15 Sep 2014
Now i really want a secod opinion...
By: randomidiot on 13 May 2015
Probably fat too
By: Stupid6 on 09 Jan 2013
That's not what your mother said last night!
By: Mickey Mouse on 10 Jan 2014
Yeah but looks who's talking doc *the doctor is bigger then the room and your skinny as hell compared to him* I think you need an opinion to!
By: Shay on 30 Jan 2017
oh no i thoughtthat was you!
By: slag-bag on 01 Oct 2012

Variations & Alternatives:

Doc " your Fat" Patient " Obesity runs in our Family" Doc " no, that's the problem nobody runs in your family!
By: CurlyItasca on 28 Dec 2015

Comments:

very good
By: mahboba on 14 Jun 2012
Hnmmm dats my wussy
By: Olagoke Hammed Olalekan on 26 Dec 2012
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By: 86386383 on 14 Sep 2015

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Doctor: You're overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You're also ugly.