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" For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept. "
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By: joe
on 26 Jan 2018
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Of course the knives are in the kitchen how else would she cut my sandwich.
By: LAND GOD
on 15 Dec 2016
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yeah, butter knife`s for a sandwich
By: yup, its real
on 19 Jul 2015
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sooooooo true watch out boys
By: Nikeon
on 07 Mar 2018
It is true so BE CAREFUL or..
By: Kk
on 21 Oct 2016
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So true!
By: kim stone
on 16 Mar 2018
Good one
By: Nobidy
on 02 May 2016
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that's right
By: MOLLY
on 14 Jul 2017
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knives for slicing balls off and placing them in the sandwich
By: kill bill
on 07 May 2015
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knives for making sandwiches
By: bill bill
on 13 Mar 2015
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i like kill bill yes
By: kill bill person
on 09 Jun 2015
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The condoms are kept there too.
By: Deežnütz
on 28 Oct 2016
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No the knives are for making very small cuts and to cut open lemons for a nice rub down.
By: The crazy one.
on 27 Jul 2015
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