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" For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept. "

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Of course the knives are in the kitchen how else would she cut my sandwich.
By: LAND GOD on 14 Dec 2016
Bob: is it more or less dry!? me: can i poop in peace!!!! Me: POOOOOOOOOOOOP Joe POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
By: joe on 26 Jan 2018
yeah, butter knife`s for a sandwich
By: yup, its real on 19 Jul 2015

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It is true so BE CAREFUL or..
By: Kk on 21 Oct 2016
sooooooo true watch out boys
By: Nikeon on 07 Mar 2018
So true!
By: kim stone on 16 Mar 2018
knives for slicing balls off and placing them in the sandwich
By: kill bill on 07 May 2015
Good one
By: Nobidy on 02 May 2016
that's right
By: MOLLY on 14 Jul 2017
knives for making sandwiches
By: bill bill on 12 Mar 2015
i like kill bill yes
By: kill bill person on 09 Jun 2015
The condoms are kept there too.
By: Deežnütz on 27 Oct 2016
No the knives are for making very small cuts and to cut open lemons for a nice rub down.
By: The crazy one. on 27 Jul 2015

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For anyone who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.