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" How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway. "

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You're all stoopid.
By: Kathy John on 12 Nov 2015
ACTUALLY, J. Savage, you are to weak to even lift your couch potato self up to change the lightbulb so that's why u can't c ur gfriend in the dark. Also because u don't have one
By: BetterthanU on 04 Nov 2015
Plus we women will survive. Ull just die eating potato chips in the corner while ur 'girlfriend' hooks up with another guy because she doesn't deserve u because she's too good for u
By: BetterthanU on 04 Nov 2015
The thing is, women are too weak to even turn the lightbulb, so good luck living without a man.
By: J. Savage on 30 Aug 2015

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My dad got our house... my mom changed all the locks
By: Jazzy J on 12 Feb 2016
maybe u dumbass chicks should grow a pair of balls n shut the fuck up damb chicks are so stupid
By: the bitch slammer on 04 Feb 2017

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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway.