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" I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. "


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Bruh if youre perfect then your not a no body...
By: Trashaun on 13 Apr 2016
NO
By: willim star on 29 Dec 2012
If you're somebody, perfection doesn't matter.
By: Somebody on 24 Mar 2013
ok that makes no sense if you are saying your nobody then your saying your not perfect when you say "nobody is perfect" but then you say you ARE perfect. ok well mind as well say that to a tree or a wall
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015

Variations & Alternatives:

The only thing that is perfect about you is your ugliness.
By: D and F on 11 Jul 2016

Comments:

haaaaaaaaaaaa.....funny
By: shed's on 28 Jan 2014
sup
By: jim on 30 Jan 2017
So so true :) Nice joke. I'll use it :)
By: Chuck Norris on 18 Oct 2012
Jib bearish .....the idea of nothingness describes something.. God is perfect. Therefore God is the something. You may possess something, but you can not possess nothing.
By: Nice try on 10 Jan 2015
mastern sgt. pataas ang pwede lang sumali
By: RIBO CHRISTENING AND BYRICH BIRTHDAY on 26 Mar 2012
superb joke
By: hema on 12 Feb 2013
scrub
By: sam daniels on 30 Jan 2017
that is so true who ever said this i give them credit
By: abel on 21 Mar 2012

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.