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" I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. "

Intelligence Insults

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You're the kind of kid who stares at orange juice boxes because they say "concentrate".
By: A Master. (HYPER) on 07 Jul 2015
Your mistaken. Im using yours for a swap, trying to understand why you are so full of crap.
By: Me on 18 May 2016
At least I have a brain
By: #owned on 12 Apr 2015
Oh no I use it! You just can't process it because you don't have one!
By: Derp on 06 Oct 2015
Your so stupid that you make Patrick star seem intellegent
By: mac on 01 Sep 2016
Your brain should have a funeral because your brain dead.
By: mac on 23 Oct 2016
Well I don't see you using it for anything good, oh wait... you don't even have one
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016
Your brain must feel dull, considering you tend to cause it to deteriorate.
By: Double on 26 Oct 2020
I'm surprised you would know what one is despite the fact that you don't have one.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
the time i did not use it i felt like your iq was 1 inch tall
By: mike on 15 Dec 2021
I bet your brain- Oh sorry, it is easy to forget that someone does not have brains at all
By: Hi on 27 Feb 2020
Wait, I never realized we were talking about your dick!
By: Anonymous on 31 May 2015
At least I have one
By: ProRoasts on 05 Nov 2017
I'm happy I have a brain unlike you
By: Anonymus on 26 Jan 2016
Yes, it feels great!
By: randomidiot on 13 May 2015
Wanna try it, it will certainly do me better than you.
By: Xederam on 14 May 2015
At least I don't use it to be a loudmouth bully
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
How intelligent I am, don't need to use my brain to calculate math while you are still in elementary school
By: Bitch pleasE!!! on 21 Jan 2015

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I bet you don't use it either, since you been taking all day trying answer what 1+1 is.
By: on 18 Mar 2017
Woops. Mistake in my comeback. Just swap "me" and "you" around.
By: Xederam on 14 May 2015
By: SOTUFF on 10 Sep 2025
What if they don't have a brain?
By: laugh attack on 29 Mar 2018
Well I'm Better Than All Of Your Brains.
By: Fabian on 21 Nov 2017
20-15 I'm Better Because I Use My Brain To Do What Is Right.
By: Fabian on 21 Nov 2017
I Taught You Have A Good Brain.
By: Fabian on 21 Nov 2017

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.