I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire

Well if I was stuck with you I wouldn't mind burning to death/ If I was stuck with you burning to death would be a step up.

By: denna on 17 Dec 2014

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If I have to get a brain transplant, I'll use yours. Not because ur smart, but because I want one that is never used before

By: Savage Dude on 23 May 2017

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Rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers. The middle one's for you.

By: awsome on 08 Nov 2013

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i don'e exactly hate you, but if you were slipping off a cliff I would go get my lawn chair and watch you fall, then leave and blame your death on a suicide. DREADFUL. :) He was too ugly to stand living in this world

By: LOL:) on 22 Dec 2011

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If I was stuck with you bitch I was probably the one who set myself on fire in the first place.

By: denna on 17 Dec 2014

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I wouldn't mind burning up to escape you.

By: ProRoasts on 06 Nov 2017

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If you were the one on fire, I would probably host a party with joy.

By: Anonymous on 05 Feb 2018

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You father tried to kill you by setting you on fire, the firemen came a hose, saw your face, and lit themselves on fire.

By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014

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No, don't worry, I guess I'm just to hot for you. I would gladly let you drink that.

By: Squid on 18 Oct 2014

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if we were playing horse, i would be the front part and you would just be yourself.

By: Duru on 21 Oct 2014

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The Fire Is My Ego And The Water Is Ur Tears Thanks Buddy

By: TheEraSix on 12 Jul 2014

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That might be unfortunate for me, but I think you might have forgotten the poison I slipped into ur glass of water

By: Hi on 22 Feb 2020

1

Let me die, it would be a blessing. Oh and FYI I don't have enough middle fingers to explain how I feel.

By: Katty on 28 Sep 2016

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im always on fire cus im just that hot your flame died a looong time ago bitch!

By: that bored chick in class doing what shes not soposta. yep on 10 Apr 2013

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You cry so much you'd probably have enough for me too!

By: noobkicker3 on 14 Jun 2015

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Same to you, but I'd piss on you just for the hell of it.

By: bofa deez nuts on 25 Oct 2016

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Yes, and I would hug you but not out of love.

By: Bramhastra on 19 Aug 2015

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Same to you but if you were stranded on an Ireland and i had a phone id ring up the pet shelter to come pick you up

By: Alex Huddson on 11 Dec 2014

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Yeah I sometimes think about our future together too :)

By: JedSaid on 27 Jul 2014

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Only in your deepest make belive fantasies

By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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Thanks for the heads up. Better plan on being thirsty for the rest of your life, 'cause I'm gonna keep all the water for myself now. drink your piss.

By: snakes on 17 Feb 2015

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You would drink the water you thirsty ass bitch

By: _A on 21 Dec 2015

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Back to you :)

By: Felicia Felix Marie on 22 Jun 2014

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i don'e exactly hate you, but if you were on fire i wouldn't piss on you to save you.

By: piss on you on 27 Oct 2013

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By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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d?!

By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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Who are you? The telephone manager? I may be dumb, but gravity exists.

By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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Burn computers!

By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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5-7 6-4 6-2 6-7 7-5

By: n on 18 Feb 2016

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I can read faster than the 9/11 victims that went through 83 stories in 10 seconds.

By: CaptainJigglyBalls on 09 Sep 2016

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Nigga the way you post like a girl i almost thought my newsfeed was your timeline

By: South africa on 10 Jun 2017

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Thats ok I'd rather be hit by Miley cyrus on a wrecking ball than be saved by you.

By: Agathor on 02 Jul 2014

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I am dying of laughter

By: Matthew on 23 Feb 2017

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That's what I thought when I saw you

By: Deepak on 22 May 2013

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Lol but on sum real shixx if i was on fire nd i see someone with water and they drink it and i dont die dey betta stay as far away from me as they can

By: yourstruly on 17 Jan 2015

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I love insults

By: llamapie on 02 Feb 2013

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awsome nice one

By: rebecca on 04 Mar 2015

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so true but funny

By: cool kid 515 on 28 Feb 2012

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Dont think I could bring myself to saying this to someone, But I love it all the same.

By: kelly on 28 Feb 2013

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hahaha loved it

By: chuchuluva on 19 Apr 2013

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A girl insulted me and I insulted her back using this- she was so shocked!!!

By: Holly on 30 Jul 2012

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" I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. "

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