Well if I was stuck with you I wouldn't mind burning to death/ If I was stuck with you burning to death would be a step up.
By: denna on
17 Dec 2014
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If I have to get a brain transplant, I'll use yours. Not because ur smart, but because I want one that is never used before
By: Savage Dude on
22 May 2017
16
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Rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers. The middle one's for you.
By: awsome on
08 Nov 2013
35
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i don'e exactly hate you, but if you were slipping off a cliff I would go get my lawn chair and watch you fall, then leave and blame your death on a suicide. DREADFUL. :) He was too ugly to stand living in this world
By: LOL:) on
21 Dec 2011
22
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If I was stuck with you bitch I was probably the one who set myself on fire in the first place.
By: denna on
17 Dec 2014
21
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I wouldn't mind burning up to escape you.
By: ProRoasts on
05 Nov 2017
7
16
If you were the one on fire, I would probably host a party with joy.
By: Anonymous on
05 Feb 2018
5
14
You father tried to kill you by setting you on fire, the firemen came a hose, saw your face, and lit themselves on fire.
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on
02 Oct 2014
16
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No, don't worry, I guess I'm just to hot for you. I would gladly let you drink that.
By: Squid on
18 Oct 2014
12
93
if we were playing horse, i would be the front part and you would just be yourself.
By: Duru on
20 Oct 2014
11
92
The Fire Is My Ego And The Water Is Ur Tears Thanks Buddy
By: TheEraSix on
12 Jul 2014
13
13
That might be unfortunate for me, but I think you might have forgotten the poison I slipped into ur glass of water
By: Hi on
22 Feb 2020
1
1
Let me die, it would be a blessing. Oh and FYI I don't have enough middle fingers to explain how I feel.
By: Katty on
28 Sep 2016
3
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im always on fire cus im just that hot your flame died a looong time ago bitch!
By: that bored chick in class doing what shes not soposta. yep on
10 Apr 2013
15
19-4
Same to you, but I'd piss on you just for the hell of it.
By: bofa deez nuts on
25 Oct 2016
1
5-4
You cry so much you'd probably have enough for me too!
By: noobkicker3 on
14 Jun 2015
7
11-4
Same to you but if you were stranded on an Ireland and i had a phone id ring up the pet shelter to come pick you up
By: Alex Huddson on
11 Dec 2014
6
11-5
Yes, and I would hug you but not out of love.
By: Bramhastra on
19 Aug 2015
5
10-5
Yeah I sometimes think about our future together too :)
By: JedSaid on
26 Jul 2014
7
15-8
Only in your deepest make belive fantasies
By: Intellectual handiwork on
23 Jan 2016
2
11-9
You would drink the water you thirsty ass bitch
By: _A on
21 Dec 2015
2
12-10
Thanks for the heads up. Better plan on being thirsty for the rest of your life, 'cause I'm gonna keep all the water for myself now. drink your piss.
By: snakes on
16 Feb 2015
3
13-10
Back to you :)
By: Felicia Felix Marie on
22 Jun 2014
4
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By: piss on you on
27 Oct 2013
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18 Feb 2016
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Who are you? The telephone manager? I may be dumb, but gravity exists.
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18 Feb 2016
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18 Feb 2016
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18 Feb 2016
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Burn computers!
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18 Feb 2016
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By: n on
18 Feb 2016
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I can read faster than the 9/11 victims that went through 83 stories in 10 seconds.
By: CaptainJigglyBalls on
08 Sep 2016
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Nigga the way you post like a girl i almost thought my newsfeed was your timeline
By: South africa on
10 Jun 2017
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Thats ok I'd rather be hit by Miley cyrus on a wrecking ball than be saved by you.
By: Agathor on
02 Jul 2014
10
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I am dying of laughter
By: Matthew on
23 Feb 2017
2-2
Lol but on sum real shixx if i was on fire nd i see someone with water and they drink it and i dont die dey betta stay as far away from me as they can
By: yourstruly on
16 Jan 2015
3
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I love insults
By: llamapie on
01 Feb 2013
3
9-6
That's what I thought when I saw you
By: Deepak on
22 May 2013
4
10-6
so true but funny
By: cool kid 515 on
28 Feb 2012
3
10-7
awsome nice one
By: rebecca on
04 Mar 2015
3
10-7
Dont think I could bring myself to saying this to someone, But I love it all the same.
By: kelly on
28 Feb 2013
2
9-7
hahaha loved it
By: chuchuluva on
19 Apr 2013
3
11-8
A girl insulted me and I insulted her back using this- she was so shocked!!!
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