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" I fart to make you smell better. "


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That says a bit about your manners.
By: Xederam on 09 Aug 2015
Thanks, but the smell stays in the tracks of those who let it out
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
Mhm
By: Life is an insult to you on 22 Jul 2014
Make a batch of deodorant from it for you attitude cause you could sure use it
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
Well that sounds like its only gonna make YOU smell better.... oh wait.
By: Mes on 27 Apr 2016
And I drink to make you look better
By: weeeow on 02 Jan 2017
You are the reason deodorant and other body sprays were invented
By: Tusk on 12 Mar 2019
If you fart to make me smell better what do you do to make yourself smell better? Oh yeah just go to the dump and maybe it might cancel out your smell.
By: Pwned on 01 Dec 2014
Well that's stupid
By: Bae on 29 Jan 2015

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You are the reason deodorant and other body sprays are invented
By: Tusk on 12 Mar 2019
No need, since you might need sewer water to clean yourself.
By: Hi random on 09 Dec 2020

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I fart to make you smell better.