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" I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. "


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does that mean I am not invited in yours...yes
By: Awesomesauce on 14 Sep 2012
And where have you been invited? Jail?
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
Well of course, the biggest parties happen outside. Are you jealous you're never called from your dungeon- I'm sorry, your mothers basement?
By: Beautyandthebeast on 04 Sep 2015
I hear the only dates you get on a calendar
By: Intellectual handiwork on 08 Sep 2016
I hear the only dates you get on are on a calendar
By: Intellectual handiwork on 08 Sep 2016
At least I actually spend time outside. You're just laying on your couch day and night. Lazy ass bitch.
By: i really don't have time for this on 21 Jun 2017

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ive heard the only place you've ever been invited was ....actualy nowhere because your so ugly you make onions cry
By: lillygonzalez194 on 21 Apr 2015

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I heard that you never invited inside ....
By: Riz on 11 Feb 2013

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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.