GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won. "

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Comebacks:

And i heard your parents took you to a kitchen and the onions started crying
By: Mes on 27 Apr 2016
Because I'm the hottest bitch on the block? If it were up to me, you would be neutered!
By: caden123 on 21 Mar 2015
At least I've achieved something with my life
By: King of comebacks on 29 Mar 2016
Yeah cause I look better than you whereas you'd come last
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
I have a great collie named Lassie. She did so good, they made a movie. If you wanted to join, you'd better shave it's ass and make it walk backwards
By: Spenny180 on 23 Aug 2015
Yea, and I heard when you registered for school, they referred you to an autism psychologist.
By: HI random on 09 Dec 2020

Variations & Alternatives:

The only thing you'd win at is if you got on your hands and knees and I took you to the dog show.
By: Alyssa on 20 Jun 2017

Comments:

ahahhahahahaha funny !!
By: john on 13 Mar 2015
Well you are so dumb that you steal free bread
By: YupDawg on 26 Jul 2016

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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.