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" I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. "
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You need glasses. And a life.
By: Jessamine
on 24 Jun 2014
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Every heard of cosmetic surgery, ignorant man?
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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Have you tried looking at a mirror?
By: Epic comebax
on 17 Aug 2018
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Really, but can you lose stupidity
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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you cant lose weight if you eat more than a blue whale
By: cuza
on 13 Mar 2014
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Keep trying.
By: Pwned
on 01 Dec 2014
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..ha ha keep trying
By: kap
on 24 May 2013
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You think you would've done it by now.
By: Nickkk115
on 02 Jan 2012
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I can lose weight but you can't lose your ugly...
By: Maggie💕
on 19 May 2014
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I am fat, you are stupid, I can lose weight, why dont you go figure...
By: Ben
on 07 Aug 2012
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That in itself is a very debatable statement
By: The JABBA
on 11 Jun 2016
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That shit finna take a while even if you do you finna be skinny but with boobs hanging down so low you have to put them up in a ponytail
By: That bitch nataliee
on 13 Dec 2021
Ever heard of cosmetic surgery, ignorant man?
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
Nahh once u go fat u never go back. Why dont u rob mcdonalds some more and get a salad while ur on ur way..
By: someone
on 05 May 2016
Awww. At least I'm not stupid. The only letters you know are KFC... XOXO Loser
By: Critic#1
on 21 May 2016
Should of gone to spec-savers
By: Nobody
on 23 Apr 2015
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I love this
By: Nickkk115
on 02 Jan 2012
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lol
By: NIGGA
on 09 Nov 2013
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I'm special. Love me. *hops on rainbow penguin and flys with nyan cats surrounding me off into the sunset*
By: anynomous
on 16 Mar 2014
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