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" If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. "

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if brains were cheese you wouldn't be able to feed a mouse a meal
By: waffles on 13 Oct 2015
You're calling me fat when I know you're from Tennessee because you're the only size 10 I see!
By: Aryianah m wilson on 31 Mar 2017
Oh wow! I'm surprised you even know what dynamite is! When did you look it up on google?
By: Kylee on 27 Apr 2015
Yeah cause you gave the nearly half the region the flu including me with you're dirty and deceased bullshit
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016

Variations & Alternatives:

If brains were gas, you couldn't power an ants motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
By: Freddy on 25 Aug 2013
If your brain was dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to ruffle your dandruff.
By: Freddy on 25 Aug 2013
If brains were electricity, you couldn't short-circuit the light in a firefly's butt.
By: Brychan on 18 Feb 2014
If IQ points were gallons of gasoline, you could not propel a mosquito's motorcycle around a raindrop.
By: Tim on 05 Jun 2021

Comments:

If brains were dynamite, you'd be the safest S.O.B. on the earth
By: Fred on 20 Feb 2020
if your brains were dynamite you wouldn't be able to blow the lid of a tube of smarties
By: lola on 23 Feb 2015
I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.
By: Nuru Kay on 13 Sep 2013
PRAIN
By: Kyle on 25 Nov 2014

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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.