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" If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. "


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What's that smell?
By: kittynotacat on 16 Feb 2015
Isn't it hard to fart out of your face?
By: SkyrimDwarf The Comback Lord on 28 Sep 2015
Why don't you wear a nappy incase you follow through, it would suit you since you're so immature
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

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That's the best one out of this bunch :D
By: NoPoet on 30 Aug 2015
Judging by smell, you do it a lot
By: Shraga Mildiner on 26 Nov 2015

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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.