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" If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards. "

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I wouldn't say that knowing your face is already planted on every baboons ass .
By: Delicious Taco on 11 Jul 2015
 
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Thanks, because I am trying to look like you right now
By: Hi on 04 Feb 2020
 
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At least mine can actually stand me or stand you for a matter of fact.
By: Let's not talk about that on 01 Oct 2017
 
 
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At least the the Dog doesn't look like you though
By: Hai on 18 Mar 2017
 
 
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If your dog had brains like mine, it would have to walk backwards and drag them.
By: pure sassss on 06 Jun 2014
 
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If you want to be prettier,cut a hole in the seat of your trousers and learn to walk backwards.
By: pure sassss on 06 Jun 2014
 
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best jokes
By: fred on 19 Nov 2015
 
 
what happens when the baboon ask for his bum back what are you going to do for mask
By: fred on 19 Nov 2015
 
 
Its from Sandlot, a baseball movie
By: Yeah on 19 Jan 2018
 
 
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Is that an Amazing World Of Gumball reference?
By: Some Random Guy on 20 Jul 2017
 
 
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