GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass. "

Intelligence Insults

Comebacks:

I am smart and I am an ass, but your just a strait dumbass.
By: Connor on 25 Nov 2014
Well I suppose I better continue to work hard on my education then. Wouldn't want to end up like you.
By: Xandy on 01 Dec 2014
you would know would'nt you
By: me on 24 Apr 2016
I am glad that you can b honest with yourself
By: Name on 31 Aug 2014
Well lucky for you i am smart... er than you
By: McHerpderp on 20 Sep 2016
Then why did you drop out of 9th grade you dumbass?
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
At least I'm smart, you're just an arse
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
You would know first hand
By: ... :/ on 21 Jul 2015
Yeah, keep telling yourself that you ass.
By: Joker on 09 Aug 2014

Variations & Alternatives:

If you don't want to be a dumbass, then start thinking, then you won't be dumb, just an ass.
By: froggy on 12 Feb 2015
If you're gonna be a smarts, can you be smart and have an ass first?
By: Queen on 19 Feb 2015

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Call me a smart ass makes you the dumbass.
By: Ehck on 31 May 2016
says the one who couldn't get past 3rd grade
By: rehaan santram on 16 Sep 2024
Stop looking for disses from fortune cookies
By: gontse mohlabane on 05 Oct 2015
Stolen
By: :) on 20 Oct 2014
and still smarter tan you.
By: katy on 08 Jul 2014
Insult of wisdom
By: Noey on 12 Oct 2014

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If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.