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" I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when" "

Fat Insults

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At least my clothes fit me
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
your so fat that it would take 500 men to push you through the white house door
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
When you go through the Wendy's door you instantly go mental and posh the other people against the wall
By: Slacky 1 colts on 04 Feb 2017
I'm not saying you're useless, but broken boat anchors are more value than you
By: Spenny180 on 23 Aug 2015
Brookklyns is so fat that when she asked for a water bed they laid her out on the ocean
By: EMMA on 24 Mar 2023

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Don't believe yer
By: on 10 Mar 2016
Your so fat when you were a sperm cell you could barely fit into your mom
By: TheRoaster on 25 Feb 2017

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I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"