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At least Jesus loves me, no one loves you
By: Devil's Child
on 14 Oct 2013
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4
I guess everybody else's name won't be in the Book of Life after all, neither will yours for that matter, because God don't like ugly.
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
2
2
Well its ass holes like me that makes shits like you
By: hehe
on 20 Feb 2015
2
2
Is this what your neighbour used to tell you while molesting you.
By: Kap
on 24 May 2013
1
3
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At least his father created me properly
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 22 Feb 2016
2
-2
Screw you
By: Joe
on 10 May 2014
1
4
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"Sure, Jesus loves you... But everyone else thinks you're an asshole"-
By: FxckYou
on 25 Apr 2016
The only way to get people to like you is to kill yourself
By: coolstorybro
on 19 Mar 2015
1
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