GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout? "


Comebacks:

Are you calling me fat?
By: Batman on 05 Feb 2015
Sorry, I don't workout
By: Silver on 27 May 2015

Variations & Alternatives:

D'you know it takes an hour of rigorous sex to burn off the calories from 5 pieces of chocolate? On that note, eat the whole box. I've got plans for you tonight.
By: AndHisNameIsJohnCena on 09 Nov 2015
They say kissing is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
By: carlie on 20 Oct 2017

Comments:

Bitch, If i wanted to workout with you? We'd just have sex!
By: Daddy on 28 Jul 2015
This is hawt
By: BBFF on 28 Jun 2014
WHat?
By: Lover?no on 20 Oct 2016

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Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?