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" My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. "


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Does your mom work at IHops? Cause i've heard you Hops.
By: This guy on 09 Oct 2015
heard that before come on think of something new
By: mel on 23 Dec 2011
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EAR AND SHE WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO 50 CENT
By: emirthegreat on 25 Jun 2014
yo mom is so fat that wen she pass buy i misst 3 ep
By: mom joke on 19 Mar 2014
And then I saw the adoption papers
By: kevin on 01 Aug 2014
fat joke
By: hello double door on 25 Mar 2015

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this is a weird joke
By: bethany on 21 May 2013
hahahahhahahahaha.....
By: Toefiliga on 16 Jan 2014
its real' coz she knew hw it happen to be
By: Becky on 24 Jan 2014
lol
By: jj on 21 Jul 2015
GOOD ONE!! I'M DYING! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
By: SOCK & SANDALS 1990 on 19 Jul 2015
best joke ever *explosion in background*
By: sicktricks65 on 17 Jun 2014
that is the coolest joke i ever saw
By: Rohass on 14 Feb 2013
That is what my mom says all the time.
By: The boss on 25 Nov 2015
Hilarious!
By: on 26 Mar 2013
Dont undestand
By: Shit on 05 Oct 2013
This joke is rubbish
By: Sandals on 10 May 2013
OMG how DRY!! -.- get a life you losers
By: breezzyy on 17 Apr 2013

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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.