GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? "

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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North Korea
By: J_Ruggs on 25 Apr 2015
Well, i'm French not American. So tell me, would you like a cheeseburger with extra cheese for the cheesyness of that damn pickup line?
By: Nightshade on 14 May 2015
USSR
By: Astin on 29 Jan 2017

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Germany 1947
By: Keven on 15 Dec 2015
America, only free for the beautiful and the wealthy.
By: :) on 15 Jun 2015
Gazes off into distance, wipes tear from cheek, bald eagle screeches, "I'm always free"
By: Me on 16 Dec 2015
I told this to my friend and she couldn't stop laughing
By: Merp on 18 May 2016
Ireland FOR THE WIN!
By: SafeTails on 26 Feb 2017

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On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?