GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." "

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Waiter, I said a hot chocolate, not a piece of shit coffee... I dont like the taste of tar in my mouth, dumbass mutha fucker!!!!
By: Lauren Coulter on 04 Feb 2017

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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."