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" Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time. "

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Why would they be using a lawn mower,they belong in the kitchen.
By: Evan on 25 Jul 2014

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Yeah but they bring home the green and that's all women care about.
By: John on 12 Apr 2013

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.