GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! "

Jokes about Men

Comebacks:

Why don't you sit in a plant pot and grow up!
By: Ben on 02 Dec 2014

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All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.
By: Tom Moore on 20 Jul 2016

Comments:

Thats awesome
By: Emily webb 😍 on 07 Dec 2015
Lol true, so true
By: Lizzy on 04 Mar 2016
rite so true
By: carrie on 09 Sep 2015

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Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!