GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Why can't an idiot dial 911? -- He can't find the 11 on the phone! "

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Well no dip sherlock,he can't even find,0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21.......... and it goes on and on.This also applies to you.
By: haters gonna hate on 16 Jun 2013
You can't even find the nine!
By: Spurm on 01 Jun 2013

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I love all these jokes!! they are so funny!!! Gd!!!
By: chiky on 14 Sep 2015
Hahaah solo true
By: natalia on 17 Sep 2015
Well that's a funny joke isn't it .....
By: Me on 23 Nov 2017
you need to go to a better joke store. did they only have stupid left when you went?
By: kim stone on 16 Mar 2018
Retarded joke. Did you get it from the joke store?
By: Fhcc on 23 May 2016

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Why can't an idiot dial 911? -- He can't find the 11 on the phone!