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" You get as much action as a nine button on a microwave. "


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Quick I need a condom... To protect people from this dickhead!
By: Condom comeback on 04 Jun 2015
You get as much action as a fish in the desert.
By: Me on 13 Sep 2015
You get as much action as being molested by single dads
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
Save you're breath, you need it to blow up your date tonight.
By: Yeah on 18 Jan 2018
You're as useful as a third wheel on a bicycle.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019

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You get as much action as a nine button on a microwave.